I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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