There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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