Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
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