do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
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The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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