What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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