lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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