can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize