Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
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I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
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Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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