butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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