It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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