Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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