and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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