He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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