quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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