Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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