i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
operation harelip BJ is a go
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
