we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
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u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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