people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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