I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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