Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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