So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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