heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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