My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I just found a bag of teeth...
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
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Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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