His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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