question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
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Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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