U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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