some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
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Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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