Will you blow on my dice?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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