Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
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Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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