yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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