I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
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I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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