omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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