is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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