when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Mom said you looked used
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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