he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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