There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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