i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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