So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I cut my penus on the lid.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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