i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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