When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
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Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
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Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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