Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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