on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
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pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
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Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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