I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
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