dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize
