Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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