let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
ttyl tear gas
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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