Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
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It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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