So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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