I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
How external is "for external use only"?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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