How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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