i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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