think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
You can't special order awesome
i may or may not be watching the land before time
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
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Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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