well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
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we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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