At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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