Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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