It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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