i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
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I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
ttyl tear gas
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
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She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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