That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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