That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
He kissed a someone with a penis
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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