2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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